Pappu Ko Pariksha Men 0 Nambar Mile To Santa Ne Dant Kar Pucha "Yah Kya Hai?" Pappu: Madam Ji Ke Paas 'Star' Khatam Ho Gae The To Unhonne Ab 'Planet' Dena Shuru Kar Diya Hai!
Guddi: Madam Mere Ko Pappu Lagatar Taakta Rahta Hai Adhyapika: Pappu Batao Kya Yah Sach Hai? Pappu: Madam Agar "Mai Lagataar Takta Hu" To Pahle Yah Mujhe Bataye Ki Yah Ise Pata Kaise Chala?
Pappu Ne Hindi Ka Homvark Nahin Kiya Tha To Hindi Adhyapika Ne Usko Ped Par Latkane Ki Saja Di Thodi Der Latkane Ke Baad Pappu Niche Gir Gaya Adhyapika: Thak Gaya Kya? Pappu: Nahin Madam Pak Gaya
Adhyapika: Pappu Ek Kahani Sunao Jiska Koi Naitik Ho Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Madam Aur Iska Naitik Hai . .. Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni
Kemistri Ki Kaksha Men: Techer: Pani Ka Formula Batao Pappu: H2O Mgcl2 Caso4 Alcl3 Naoh KOH HNO3 Hcl CO2 Techer: Ye Uttar Galat Hai Pappu: Madam Ye Nale Ka Pani Hai
Pulis: Madam Aap Bahut Bahadur Hain Aap Ne Daku Ko Bahut Mara Mahila: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Bechara Daku Hai Main To Samjhi Ki Mera Shahar Hai Der Se Ghar Aaya Hai